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[chinagirl]

"The Yorozuya is out working aru! So leave a message! If it's a job, text it!!"


Kagura @1454 (but really @1428) Holly Heights

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[girlmemo]

[ After Kagura's loss in the beauty pageant, Yozora decides to give her a bag of potato chips. While Kagura is being... visibly sad in the house, she'll approach. ]

Oi. ... Oi.

[ how do you cheer someone up omg ]

[chinagirl]

[Kagura's lying on the couch, watching music videos. Only half imitating the dancing... She's only using her arms, that's how depressed she is.]

Yozora?

[girlmemo]

[ She pushes the bag of potato chips on Kagura's cheek. ]

Eat. If you're gonna be like this, don't do it on an empty stomach. Beauty contests are just dumb popularity contests, anyway.

CAKE QUEST

[mayoboro]

[it sure is three minutes to ten in the morning, as they had agreed, and hijikata is standing in front of the holly heights' shopping gate. he's his usual cool, his only worries stemming from his wallet which is sure to suffer. but he believes that he has it in him to be unlike the yorozuya perm and actually educate the easily-excitable girl about restrain and politeness when it comes to others buying her food.]

[he must remember to buy cigarettes while he's out here though]

[chinagirl]

[It's barely a moment later that Kagura comes skipping along the sidewalk. She's gotten herself a cute rainbow umbrella, and she has a slimy strip of sukonbu dangling from the corner of her mouth.

But she's punctual, and that's what's important.]

STICKERS

[girlmemo]

[ Yozora sticks a gold sticker on each cheek while she's asleep. ]

[extremelycute]

[The day after Kagura bombards Miu, she'll find each piece of her sukonbu has a star sticker on it. 12 gold, 1 green.]

text

[shipwrecking]

[so this happened and she thinks Kagura did it!!

attached is a picture of the mud-packed fridge.]

WHY DID YOU

text

[chinagirl]

I did not go shopping for mud, please speak to Shinpachi.

[text] fwd: subject: 1 scary way 2 break up

[gorillatama]

[What a priviledge it must be to have this in your inbox 5 times]

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!

one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”

he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.

her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.

later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.

if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.

sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

you have 13 minutes

[chinagirl]

GORI!!! I though you were different... I thought you and zura wanted to adopt me and raise me like your own child since I am an orphan... but now you have sentenced me to death... GOOD BYE GORILLA!! REMEMBER ME ALWAYS!

until I come back to drag you down the drain with me

1 scary way 2 break up

[guarder]

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!

one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”

he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.

her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.

later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.

if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.

sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

you have 13 minutes

fwd: 1 scary way 2 break up

[chinagirl]

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!

one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”

he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.

her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.

later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.

if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.

sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

you have 0 minutes

10/12 voicemail + action;

[extremelycute]

[Before Kagura gets back from freaking out, Miu happens upon the feed.]

Kagura, what are you doing?! You're going to hurt that person! You should be looking for Yozora! Come on, pick up, pick up!

[and, understandably, Miu is even more freaked out enough by watching that fight and seeing Yozora dead. She doesn't know why Kagura's fighting or what that face was...

...so she pushes Kagura's mattress into the hallway. The message should be clear.]

[chinagirl]

[ Of course, Kagura doesn't get the message right away, as she'd dropped her phone into the couch cushions during the broadcast. But when she sees her mattress in the hall, well... It is pretty clear. She drags the blanket off of it, and slips into Gintoki's room to hide under the bed for a while.

It might be the next afternoon, when the house seems pretty quiet, that she'll actually come out for a few minutes to retrieve the phone. That's when she'll eventually text Miu. ]

sorry

10/21; text

[fish_or_die]

Are you feeling better, Kagura?

[chinagirl]

sorry. if I am fired, I understand.

10/22; text

[impulsives]

...oi, china girl, you fine now?

look, just text me back, alright?

[chinagirl]

did you get hurt too?

action

[girlmemo]

[ Yozora finds out from Miu that Kagura isn't sleeping in their room anymore. And so, with a little encouragement from Gintoki, she sets out to look for Kagura's new room.

Not that she has to look very far. ]

Kagura?

[ If she isn't around, maybe she should call her, or leave her a message... ]

[chinagirl]

Kagura is not here aru.

[ Which comes from underneath Gintoki's bed, where Kagura is wrapped up in a blanket. ]

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[patsuan]

Have you come up with a Halloween costume yet, Kagura-chan?

Do you need help with it?

[ actually he's surprised that he hasn't been bombed to death with questions about halloween costumes and food. after all mom is the person who sews the costumes. ]

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[chinagirl]

I am not going to Halloween

Letter, 10/31

[extremelycute]

Kagura:

It has come to our attention that you're the only person who eats sukonbu. As such, we've decided to remove it from all retail outlets in Holly Heights.

Attached is the last box we had.

-The Landlord

[and of course Miu is going to take all the sukonbu on Halloween. Just in case Kagura decides to check. Unfortunately, that means she has to hide all the boxes somewhere. She leaves them in Gintoki's closet.

Later in the day, Kagura might notice a trail of sukonbu leading to the closet and a copy of the same letter in Gin's closet, implicating Gintoki in her Halloween prank.]

[chinagirl]

[ It starts with Kagura bolting from the house. She runs all the way to the shops, and when she doesn't find more sukonbu, she realizes the letter must be true.

She mopes for a while, before she notices a chunk of sukonbu on the floor. And another, and another. GIN-CHAN. Luckily, he's not in bed at that moment, because it's TIME FOR REVENGE. ]